(Nate's Diary:)

"You know, I have this really horrible thing. You see, whenever I'm watching a movie or something, and somebody starts of fire... I start laughing OUT OF CONTROL. I mean, morbid stuff generally entertains me, but the whole burning thing puts my into hysterical fits. Don't believe me? Ask Kim. We saw Lord of the Rings (the third one) on my birthday, and I mean, we already ruined the movie for EVERYBODY sitting around us do to such things as...

-The moth being the king of the eagles.

-The happy flute in Frodo's time of desperation and fatigue.

-Logolas' kicking some elephant ASS and that just being too intensly hawt for either of us to handle.

-many many other things.

But another thing that put my into HYSTERICS was when the guy tries to light the funeral pyre for his son, and starts HIMSELF on fire, and then goes running around. I just couldn't stop, and I'm even laughing now just thinking about it."

The funny thing is, I didn't think it was funny at all when I saw the movie, but after reading that, I all the sudden think somebody getting caught on fire and running around is THE MOST HYSTERICAL thing in the world! So now I'm laughing. But then I read this:

"So, everybody in the world should read this, because it is more amsing than... than everything put together plus one. (exerpt from wackturis LJ)

Ian: Did you know that you can ride a moose across a lake?!

Me: What?!

Ian: Yeah! You can ride a moose across a lake. You just have to make sure you get off before it gets to land.

Me: How the hell do you get on and off a moose?!

Ian: How do I know?! I'm not a MARINE BIOLOGIST!

Me: *insert appalled expression here*

Ian: What? They're in the water.

LMAO. ...

LOL. ...

LMFAO.

ROFL."

And I'm in permenant euphoria, so, liek, I had to stop reading his diary after this, because it was already so funny, and then this topped all the funny-ness, and I knew it couldn't get any more funny, so I am going to bed.

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