Well, I have re-discovered the 120-year CRON diet, and I must say, I am feeling most nutritious. Did you know 1 cup of blueberries consumed daily has been proven to improve your mental faculties? Lucky for me, organic blueberries are on sale this week. Organic, meaning 60% more nutrients than conventional blueberries have. I've stocked up with eight bags!

I've also discovered that cooking ain't so bad afterall. I never knew you could throw a bunch of vegetables and sauce in a pan with some garlic and olive oil, and it would produce something satisfactory! I'll be darned.

Yes, I am one big nutrient, I am. And I must say, it is rather good to be.

Furthermore, I have decided to renounce my manhood. I have gotten a sex-change back into femality, I have. Down with the nonbians! I went SHOPPING [for the first time in, like, 4eva omg] and got HEELS and a PURSE! And a 50s silky lace NIGHTGOWN! If I was a guy, I could dress pretty damn fine, let me tell you, but I'm not a guy, and so instead I can dress like a prettier, finer feline, thank you!

With that, plans for the summer: I am praying to God every night hoping I get hired to break horses all summer at a ranch in Wyoming, if they will please, please hire me. It's $600 a month-- crap compared to what I make here, at home, as a grocery store cashier, dealing with residents of Summit Avenue on a daily basis with their little children who would like not one, but three stickers... yeah, I think you all get it. Breaking horses is fucking brilliant!

[marajuana, nah, you don't wanna...]--in my head.

Anywho, I have rediscovered (wow, my 3rd discovery in three days) my passion for nature. I really like nature, guys. And I really want to be an outdoor adventurist, in every way that one can be an adventurist of the outdoors. Let me name a few:

-skydiving

-scubadiving

-surfing

-cave diving

-hang gliding

-base jumping

-rock climbing

-mountain climbing/hiking/backpacking

-sculling

-biking

-horseback riding

-kayaking

Does anybody else think this is the best of all ways you could spend your life? Does anybody else think it is the picture of peace and/or bliss? I think about it, and I just want to live to be 120... and then I feel those nutrients being pumped through my blood, in my veins. And it makes me want to stop biting my nails, and put duct tape on my wart every night, and take bubble baths. It's merely the best feeling in the world.

Until Next Time.

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