I'm in Derry. Lovely time. Met the funniest human being I've ever encountered in my entire life 2 days ago-- a 70-odd year old woman named Mary, who had man hands. Sweet old woman until she opens her mouth.

"Have you got any garlic?" says I.

"Garlic, I don't know. Hem, lets see. ...I've got onion, would you like some onion?"

"No, I've got some onion already."

"Eh, you've got onion. Garlic, eh? SHIT. We haven't got anything you want, dear. No fucking garilc. And it's so fucking cold outside too, you poor thing."

Shannon- your email address please. I don't have it.

Audrey- do you have Jonis's email address? Did he say he was from Amsterdam, was it? And could you write me your college street address as well?

Ireland. The heart of the world.

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